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G; ; : W WKt ALBUM ...: Seersucker and Sundresses ;fEWj,;ift, i i
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tL GEGfj i :E LABEL ...: Sub Poop Records ., ,:K;.:
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Lj.:,tL; , E:;G RIP DATE : 09/11/10 ;.: :GLELD ,L. . .
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. .tjj G, Shat Shorts is a new band from the DC area containing KE EG#DLE :
; i . ...i #D. three members of Monument and one ex member of French E#E fjG#K;
GLDG;;, ;. Ei fKf Stewart. These first five songs were written and ff#D GjKD:
fDGGj . , t,:,jftt,i recorded during the summer of 2010. we like to play WW L :tE,. W
.jiij .:.; .GLLf :i. shows so if you want to book us email j# ;tij i.ii: Di
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, .Lj:fL ;GLj .t: TRACKLiST: .iLE.,.W,LED,;;,
j .E.iLG .,j 01. Amateur Hour KKK: :,:,.DiL#Djj jD
f, .W,iGD :t: 02. Quarterlife Crisis W#E,.;;t::ji#Dt;j. f
. jG #;jDGtti:,.:ED 03. Liveblogging the Loss of My Virginity ft, ,jj;:Di#DLLftfE.
jf..WfjDfGL :KEf 04. Zombies Ate My Neighbors .Gt ,;,iG,;LWfj .f
fff ;LtGtt; .W 05. Sick Day iif;LLi;##Lij,G:
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LtG j GW:iLjDEKt AMATEUR HOUR ;D D ;jLGKGjLKji f t
;f,ftt,LKtGfD;fL i wanna bite the hand that feeds me i jtit:DD;,WK;j: t
tL j,tGK;.E. :, and maybe you will disagree tjj:jifijiELDt,
iDjD :t:tDj . what's the deal with shows on tuesday night ;,,:,;KK;fDGjLf.
:;ij;;;:i;ti, .i. ; with seven other bands that just ain't right :;ijt LWitjt,.
,tftLt;i.Gt; .,, i'm really sorry that your show fell through ,f#fKE#E;,.j.
,:j:;;GL;Gj;, , : i'm sure you're a bunch of good bands good dudes .LLL#W#D;Lj;Gj;t:
,, .jtfLWL;;;ti . but things go on for so long and some bands don't play DtEWEGij:iKDLE
Lj,,i,EG:,,,;;fjj there's got to be a better way KEKDDtG,,iDEE
tLj:;LWfL.,,:;DEfi, 30 minute setup for a 40 minute set :Lf##GDKiGKED:D.
.GGKEKW tDtf, EL : summed up times five and i start to regret :f,jED##W##fWKE :
LLKKDE:.tEDj.f changing my plans from taking a nap WGWfD####WWt
fLKKiGEj,.j LK: for all that time that i'm not getting back . ;iWE######i
L,iEfLL;ft,Dij and i sit here watching you break string after string jjLfWDWK#fL
KKE f;GW.;DGGK . and you demand more instruments like some kind of king ;tDKKDK##EL,
GGK LfLG,i.K .::. i wanna make you wish you'd never booked me #WE ,KjjEL#fLG.
iDjD :t:tDj . handle my criticism to some degree ;,,:,;KK;fDGjLf.
:;ij;;;:i;ti, .i. ; C'MON. what is this amateur hour? :;ijt LWitjt,.
,tftLt;i.Gt; .,, just say no you have the power. ,f#fKE#E;,.j.
,:j:;;GL;Gj;, , : please don't make me headline .LLL#W#D;Lj;Gj;t:
,, .jtfLWL;;;ti . cause that's when the crowd declines DtEWEGij:iKDLE
Lj,,i,EG:,,,;;fjj this show has gone for far far too long KEKDDtG,,iDEE
tLj:;LWfL.,,:;DEfi, who wants to hear another boring song? :Lf##GDKiGKED:D.
.GGKEKW tDtf, EL : :f,jED##W##fWKE :
LLKKDE:.tEDj.f QUARTERLIFE CRISIS WGWfD####WWt
fLKKiGEj,.j LK: buying apparel with the letters of my frat . ;iWE######i
L,iEfLL;ft,Dij no matter how hard i try i can't turn the time back jjLfWDWK#fL
KKE f;GW.;DGGK . as my face starts to sag and my gut starts to expand ;tDKKDK##EL,
GGK LfLG,i.K .::. every where i look my life is soooo bland #WE ,KjjEL#fLG.
GLDG;;, ;. Ei fKf it's just wake work sleep ff#D GjKD:
fDGGj . , t,:,jftt,i i stole that line. it's not that deep WW L :tE,. W
.jiij .:.; .GLLf :i. nothing's exciting, not like those days j# ;tij i.ii: Di
GLf.,..,:. .tEG; looking at my hair i start to see grays ;G.jLfG; ;:fL;.#,
.i :; .ti:j: iG:LWW. a stark reminder that i'm heading towards oblivion ;EEGj ;.G,iWW;.i,
, .Lj:fL ;GLj .t: like how i don't get these girls named vivian .iLE.,.W,LED,;;,
j .E.iLG .,j all these new sounds and none make sense KKK: :,:,.DiL#Djj jD
f, .W,iGD :t: i only think in the past tense W#E,.;;t::ji#Dt;j. f
. jG #;jDGtti:,.:ED the first words out of my mouth are remember the time ft, ,jj;:Di#DLLftfE.
jf..WfjDfGL :KEf reminiscing about those days in my prime .Gt ,;,iG,;LWfj .f
fff ;LtGtt; .W i was king of it all, head of the castle iif;LLi;##Lij,G:
t:fD..LjEt; : and i exchanged it all for a tassel iGtiGD;G;#WKDi,i, ;
L . fD;::LW, : Lf, all my life has led up to this tKfj,fiWt#WWK,
; .LD.:jEti. .t.K and all i think about is what i miss j jLjiW;#Wi#;.f;.j
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LtG j GW:iLjDEKt LIVEBLOGGING THE LOSS OF MY VIRGINITY ;D D ;jLGKGjLKji f t
;f,ftt,LKtGfD;fL 7:45 i jtit:DD;,WK;j: t
tL j,tGK;.E. :, this blogs going live tjj:jifijiELDt,
iDjD :t:tDj . so excited i've been waiting all day ;,,:,;KK;fDGjLf.
:;ij;;;:i;ti, .i. ; setup my blog and i'm on my way :;ijt LWitjt,.
,tftLt;i.Gt; .,, wait for the connection to get full bars ,f#fKE#E;,.j.
,:j:;;GL;Gj;, , : get ready baby we're gonna be stars .LLL#W#D;Lj;Gj;t:
,, .jtfLWL;;;ti . 7:46 DtEWEGij:iKDLE
Lj,,i,EG:,,,;;fjj and i'm pulling out my dick KEKDDtG,,iDEE
tLj:;LWfL.,,:;DEfi, advertisements up and i'm ready to go :Lf##GDKiGKED:D.
.GGKEKW tDtf, EL : performence anxiety hope i can grow :f,jED##W##fWKE :
LLKKDE:.tEDj.f all the ads are saying they can help WGWfD####WWt
fLKKiGEj,.j LK: no idea cuz i've never been felt . ;iWE######i
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KKE f;GW.;DGGK . and I'm ready for heaven ;tDKKDK##EL,
GGK LfLG,i.K .::. mind is racing. hands are fumbling #WE ,KjjEL#fLG.
iDjD :t:tDj . worried about the condom. when i should be tumbling ;,,:,;KK;fDGjLf.
:;ij;;;:i;ti, .i. ; phone in hand. updates about to start :;ijt LWitjt,.
,tftLt;i.Gt; .,, ready for the internet to tear me apart ,f#fKE#E;,.j.
,:j:;;GL;Gj;, , : 7:48 .LLL#W#D;Lj;Gj;t:
,, .jtfLWL;;;ti . and we're out the gate DtEWEGij:iKDLE
Lj,,i,EG:,,,;;fjj it feels pretty great KEKDDtG,,iDEE
tLj:;LWfL.,,:;DEfi, things are getting close gotta try to hold it :Lf##GDKiGKED:D.
.GGKEKW tDtf, EL : got a royal flush but i'm about to fold it :f,jED##W##fWKE :
LLKKDE:.tEDj.f 7:49 WGWfD####WWt
fLKKiGEj,.j LK: i'm running out of time . ;iWE######i
L,iEfLL;ft,Dij cause i'm getting closer jjLfWDWK#fL
KKE f;GW.;DGGK . and closer ;tDKKDK##EL,
GGK LfLG,i.K .::. and closer #WE ,KjjEL#fLG.
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iDjD :t:tDj . I'm done ;,,:,;KK;fDGjLf.
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,tftLt;i.Gt; .,, ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS ,f#fKE#E;,.j.
,:j:;;GL;Gj;, , : no one knows how. no one knows why .LLL#W#D;Lj;Gj;t:
,, .jtfLWL;;;ti . one day the dead just started to rise DtEWEGij:iKDLE
Lj,,i,EG:,,,;;fjj panic and fear start to set in KEKDDtG,,iDEE
tLj:;LWfL.,,:;DEfi, this hell has started to begin :Lf##GDKiGKED:D.
.GGKEKW tDtf, EL : always knew. didn't need proof :f,jED##W##fWKE :
LLKKDE:.tEDj.f the only safe place is the roof WGWfD####WWt
fLKKiGEj,.j LK: no time to think grab what you can . ;iWE######i
L,iEfLL;ft,Dij a couple knifes and a frying pan jjLfWDWK#fL
KKE f;GW.;DGGK . cries of agony from the floor below ;tDKKDK##EL,
GGK LfLG,i.K .::. it's getting close and i really should go #WE ,KjjEL#fLG.
GLDG;;, ;. Ei fKf too late. ones at the door ff#D GjKD:
fDGGj . , t,:,jftt,i only see one but there could be more WW L :tE,. W
.jiij .:.; .GLLf :i. yeah there could be scores j# ;tij i.ii: Di
GLf.,..,:. .tEG; aim for the head. throw the knife ;G.jLfG; ;:fL;.#,
.i :; .ti:j: iG:LWW. it's the second time he lost his life ;EEGj ;.G,iWW;.i,
, .Lj:fL ;GLj .t: hear a scream down the hall .iLE.,.W,LED,;;,
j .E.iLG .,j leave'em for dead no time to stall KKK: :,:,.DiL#Djj jD
f, .W,iGD :t: no time to waste run to the stairs W#E,.;;t::ji#Dt;j. f
. jG #;jDGtti:,.:ED it echos and echos the sound of despair ft, ,jj;:Di#DLLftfE.
jf..WfjDfGL :KEf in the stairs think i'm in the clear .Gt ,;,iG,;LWfj .f
fff ;LtGtt; .W maybe they've only made it up to here iif;LLi;##Lij,G:
t:fD..LjEt; : i hear a crash a couple floors down iGtiGD;G;#WKDi,i, ;
L . fD;::LW, : Lf, i'm getting paranoid one could be around tKfj,fiWt#WWK,
; .LD.:jEti. .t.K i climb the steps. i grow with fear. j jLjiW;#Wi#;.f;.j
.ii LKD:iKjj ; EG cause i hear their footsteps and they're getting near .D . KLfGGDG,;L:..
LtG j GW:iLjDEKt i'm exhausted but not much more ;D D ;jLGKGjLKji f t
;f,ftt,LKtGfD;fL i think i see the access door i jtit:DD;,WK;j: t
tL j,tGK;.E. :, at the roof. here at last tjj:jifijiELDt,
iDjD :t:tDj . lock the door. do it fast ;,,:,;KK;fDGjLf.
:;ij;;;:i;ti, .i. ; look around the sky is on fire :;ijt LWitjt,.
,tftLt;i.Gt; .,, looks like my chancse got dire ,f#fKE#E;,.j.
,:j:;;GL;Gj;, , : no survivors. no point to yell .LLL#W#D;Lj;Gj;t:
,, .jtfLWL;;;ti . the entire city's gone to hell DtEWEGij:iKDLE
Lj,,i,EG:,,,;;fjj up too high and no where to run KEKDDtG,,iDEE
tLj:;LWfL.,,:;DEfi, looks like this world is done :Lf##GDKiGKED:D.
.GGKEKW tDtf, EL : the door is starting to break :f,jED##W##fWKE :
LLKKDE:.tEDj.f coming up here was a big mistake WGWfD####WWt
fLKKiGEj,.j LK: the door busts open and three run out . ;iWE######i
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KKE f;GW.;DGGK . kill myself or become their kin ;tDKKDK##EL,
GGK LfLG,i.K .::. i'd rather fall with my back to the wind #WE ,KjjEL#fLG.
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:;ij;;;:i;ti, .i. ; SICK DAY :;ijt LWitjt,.
,tftLt;i.Gt; .,, ughhhh ,f#fKE#E;,.j.
,:j:;;GL;Gj;, , : not again .LLL#W#D;Lj;Gj;t:
,, .jtfLWL;;;ti . can't get up DtEWEGij:iKDLE
Lj,,i,EG:,,,;;fjj half awake KEKDDtG,,iDEE
tLj:;LWfL.,,:;DEfi, brain tells me to go go go :Lf##GDKiGKED:D.
.GGKEKW tDtf, EL : my body replies no no no :f,jED##W##fWKE :
LLKKDE:.tEDj.f the horrors of consciousness WGWfD####WWt
fLKKiGEj,.j LK: can't even think how i'm going to dress . ;iWE######i
L,iEfLL;ft,Dij i can't do it jjLfWDWK#fL
KKE f;GW.;DGGK . not today ;tDKKDK##EL,
GGK LfLG,i.K .::. gotta get up. put on pants #WE ,KjjEL#fLG.
i LGDGfi..fj. fall back asleep i didn't have a chance W## .GWiDLKf,:i .
iDjD :t:tDj . i'm not sick ;,,:,;KK;fDGjLf.
:;ij;;;:i;ti, .i. ; i'm not hungover, just tired :;ijt LWitjt,.
,tftLt;i.Gt; .,, pick up the phone ,f#fKE#E;,.j.
,:j:;;GL;Gj;, , : make up a voice .LLL#W#D;Lj;Gj;t:
,, .jtfLWL;;;ti . which diease will be my choice DtEWEGij:iKDLE
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tLj:;LWfL.,,:;DEfi, aids or the flu :Lf##GDKiGKED:D.
.GGKEKW tDtf, EL : i think i'll pick the latter :f,jED##W##fWKE :
LLKKDE:.tEDj.f got nothing planned WGWfD####WWt
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